12 Truths of Life

1. Don't leap to conclusions in one single bound. Take a second to make sure you know everything you can before judging.

2. Listen to people. Even if you disagree with someone, take the time to hear them out. Their opinion matters as much as yours.

3. Your resume doesn't matter. It's what people will say about who you were at your funeral that matters.

4. Sleep. If you don't, things will only get worse for you.

5. If you have one bad experience somewhere, that will stick with you and stand out over all your positive ones.

6. If an experience could make for a funny story, make sure you do it, even if just for the joke.

7. Don't rush into love. It will come when it's ready. You're only setting yourself up for heartbreak.

8. We all die; make the most of what little time you have left.

9. Their lives are short, but having a pet is one of life's greatest joys.

10. Don't disrespect your parents, they brought your sorry butt into this world.

11. Use spellcheck and make sure you aren't making a stupid mistake before you hit Send.

12. Life is the silliest thing there is. Laugh.